I had several shows I neglected to post about in the past 24 hours, but here’s some important moments from them. Just don’t expect anything more from me this week. I’ll be back in all my blogging glory on Sunday but who knows how fast I can work.
On DWTS, Melissa sat out due to a rib injury and was judged based on an earlier taped rehearsal. Her score was the lowest of the night: 21. She was in the bottom 2 on results night, but she stuck around. Wondering who did go home? Sad to say it was Chuck. He’s cute and all but Ty is more darling so I couldn’t be more thrilled that he made it. And damn — he looks pretty good without a shirt on and with a spray tan! The group dances were interesting to watch, but I wasn’t all that excited about them. Although the men spoofing the Justin Timberlake skit on SNL was pretty great. Next week I believe they have 2 dances each.
When I think of some things that freak me out, virginity and Spencer Pratt also come to mind. Namely, the idea that a female could be around Spencer Pratt and not want to be a virgin. Flesh Beard is a disturbing man, and I could cast some really sick images of a sexual nature for you right here and now, but I will spare you all. Let me just say that my imagination has taken me to some upsetting places after tonight’s Hills.
Then hop on into this spying game. I’m recapping tonight’s episode of GG, which is never to be missed, particularly if those classy Upper East Siders are lurking in trees and snooping on their own friends. If you did somehow miss it, let’s talk about how southern “gentlemen” prefer blondes…and brunettes…and getting wireless access to the developing world. Which to Blair means the subway. Rufus is in the money now that the gallery is selling for 3 times what he paid for it, and he has his eyeballs on a vintage sparkler for Lily. Blair and Chuck catch Gabriel having a rendezvous with Poppy right outside Serena’s building. Nate is suspicious about his once-again girlfriend and his old rival for her affections, but here’s what I say: if Blair could get over Nate banging Serena, why can’t Nate do the same about Chuck? Both N & B had lingering feelings for their flings. And at least Blair and Nate weren’t a couple when she slept with Chuck.
The men that compile the contestants on Daisy of Love are some serious degenerates, but since Daisy herself was on Rock of Love 2, they seem to be on par with one another. Daisy looks like a Muppet. And couldn’t they have picked a better name for the show?! The opening credits show lots of drinking, fighting, and general male debauchery. Daisy de la Hoya is the cousin of Oscar de la Hoya, and she is a pocket-sized bundle of big lips and an even bigger surgery bill. Host Riki Rachtman immediately identifies 12 Pack from both “I Love New York” and “I Love Money”. Is it my imagination, or did Daisy’s breasts get even bigger? The pint-sized douche magnet needs to knock off the bad plastic surgery that is now covering each pillowcase within the house. The heavy drinking begins immediately, and I am extremely creeped out by the Swedish triplets that all really look like chicks. I thought one was Daisy! That is, until two of the scrawny thing began dipping hot dogs in salsa and then I knew it had to have a dick because no self-respecting female would eat that shit.
examiner Kay Scarpetta, will be made into a movie. Though Scarpetta so far has been the main character in 16 books, the first movie will not be based on a specific one, or if so it has not been announced yet. Probably much like Confessions of a Shopaholic had points from several of the books entertwined. Angelina Jolie is in talks to star and although I think she would be fine, I’d like to see a newer face tied to Scarpetta.
